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This is just what happens ... "The other night," she said, "I was invited out for a night with 'The Girls'. I told my husband I would be home by midnight, I promise!""Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way to easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit loaded, I headed for home."Just as I got in the back door, the damn cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Thinking quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cockooed nine more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a...

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Howdy, What happens when a Nun makes her Doctor appointment? Here's the story: A Nun made know to Sister Superior that she had made a Doctor's appointment. Sister Superior said; "Now, when you go to your Doctor's appointment you are not to take your clothes off." At the Doctor's office, the nurse escorted the Nun to an examination room and requested that she take all her clothes of and the Doctor would be in soon. She remembered what Sister Superior instructed her to do so, she left on her bra and panties. When the Doctor entered the examination room, he realized...

Howdy, A pledge for being thankful: Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings. Thank you Lord, that I can hear. There are so many who are deaf. Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible. Thank you Lord, I can see. Many are blind. Even though I huddle in my bed and put off rising. Thank you Lord, that I have the strength to rise. There are so many who are bedridden. Even though the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is...

How can you in any way ... keep from growing a smile when you listen to this song? It certainly does bring about a smile ... a great big smile.  Old Man Beeson listens to this song often, as a way to cheer up his day and take action. It just gets ya movin' to good beet. Here's a way to express your inner feelings of being 'happy' ...Happiness is a state of mind. It's something no one else can do for you. No one can 'Make You Happy'. It's an inside job ... happiness is.That's really about all I...